THE TROUBLE WITH TWITTER

MICHELLE MCKEE, EDITOR OF CORY MITCHELL'S IN COLD BLOG SEEMS AGAIN NOT TO UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH AS WELL AS NOT WILLING TO EXPLAIN TO HER FOLLOWERS HOW TWITTER WORKS.

SHE WRITES THIS BIT OF FICTION:

What is that YOU keep saying about everyone else stalking YOU?! You're such a toad. YOU went through my Twitter list picking up my friend back when you decided to announce the cross streets near my HOME. I can prove this, too, by the Gig Harbor friends you grabbed from my list. YOU tell Daun YOU are BLOCKING HER, when you are the one who picked her up off of MY LIST? You are so damn retarded that if breathing wasn't a natural occurrence you'd die of oxygen deprivation.

NOW SHE NEGLECTS TO POINT OUT A COUPLE OF THINGS:

FIRST: THE FIRST TWO NAMES DO NOT HAVE THE "FOLLOWING" CHECK MARK AFTER THEIR NAME.

NOW WHY IS THAT?? IT IS BECAUSE IT IS THEY WHO SIGNED ONTO MY ACCOUNT AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. IF I WERE TO ADD THEM AS ONTO MY "FOLLOWING" LIST, THE CHECK MARK WOULD APPEAR.

SHE GOT THAT LIST OFF MY FOLLOW-ERS LIST. CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF.

ALSO, SINCE I AM BLOCKED FROM HER TWITTER ACCOUNT, I CANNOT SEE HER LISTS.

NOW, NOTICE THE DATE OF THE PHOTO SHE PUT UP FOR MY "ASKING TO FOLLOW" HER ACCOUNT. IT IS SIGNIFICANT AS THIS IS SHORTLY AFTER THE FAUX FACEBOOK PAGE WENT UP. I AM CURIOUS AS TO HOW MY TWITTER ACCOUNT GOT FED INTO THAT ROOM? 

I DO MAKE A HABIT OF MAKING FOLLOW REQUESTS TO THOSE WHO SIGN INTO MY ACCOUNT WITH THEIR ACCOUNT LOCKED. I FEEL THAT IF SOMEONE IS GOING TO FOLLOW ME, THEY COULD DO ME THE COURTESY OF UNLOCKING THEIR ACCOUNT. IT LOOKS LIKE I AM GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH MY ACCOUNT AND START BLOCKING THOSE WHO REFUSE TO UNLOCK THEIR TWITTER ACCOUNT. SEEMS ONLY FAIR.

UPDATE ON THE TWITTER SCANDAL: SINCE THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME CONCERN ABOUT BEING ON MY TWITTER ACCOUNT, I HAVE FOUND ALL OF THE ABOVE NAMES AND NOT ONLY HAVE REMOVED THEM FROM MY LIST BUT HAVE BLOCKED THEM AS WELL.

THIS SHOULD FORESTALL ANY WORRIES ABOUT THEM BEING STALKED. SHEESH! 

MURT