I WONDER IF PRIMATES OR OTHER ANIMALS SIT AROUND AND GRIPE ABOUT SWEARING.
THE QUESTION WOULD HAVE TO BE "WHAT OTHER LIFE FORM BESIDES HUMANS SWEAR?"
OR BETTER YET, "WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THE FUSS ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE USE OF CERTAIN FUCKING WORDS?"
WHERE IS GEORGE CARLIN WHERE YOU NEED HIM?
NOW, SAMANTHA TOOK ISSUE WITH THE SOURCE I CITED AS THE SOURCE OF THE WORD FUCK.
IE:
http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.asp
THEN THERE IS THE WIKIPEDIA TAKE ON THIS FUCKING WORD:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck
THEN THERE IS THIS FUCKING LINK. LOTS OF FUCKING READING HERE:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuck
AND OF COURSE THERE IS ALWAYS THE FUCKING MOVIE:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486585/
THERE IS AT LEAST ONE FUCKING WEBSITE (AND NO, I DO NOT MEAN BEACONHELL.COM)
I AM NOT LINKING THAT ONE. JUST TYPE IT.
FUCK SURE SEEMS TO BE AS POPULAR A WORD AS IT IS A PASTIME.
MURT
Saturday, May 22, 2010
FUCK
SINCE SOME PURITAN FUCKING ASSHOLE BROUGHT THIS WORD UP, I DECIDED THAT WE MIGHT AS WELL DISCUSS THE WORD FUCK AND WHERE THE FUCK THE WORD FUCK CAME FROM.
FUCK DID NOT START OUT TO BE A FUCKING WORD. IT STARTED OUT AS A FUCKING ACRONYM AND IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING LAW, OR TO BE MORE ACCURATE, A LAW ABOUT A KIND OF FUCKING, IE:
GETTING THE PERMISSION OF SOME FAT LARDASS IN ORDER TO FUCK A FAIR MAIDEN AND HAVE A LITTLE FUCKER:
TO WIT:
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
SO NOW YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THAT CAME FROM.
NEXT WE MIGHT DISCUSS WHERE SHIT CAME FROM, AND NO NOT NANANC'S FRONT YARD.
MURT
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
FUCK DID NOT START OUT TO BE A FUCKING WORD. IT STARTED OUT AS A FUCKING ACRONYM AND IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING LAW, OR TO BE MORE ACCURATE, A LAW ABOUT A KIND OF FUCKING, IE:
GETTING THE PERMISSION OF SOME FAT LARDASS IN ORDER TO FUCK A FAIR MAIDEN AND HAVE A LITTLE FUCKER:
TO WIT:
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
SO NOW YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THAT CAME FROM.
NEXT WE MIGHT DISCUSS WHERE SHIT CAME FROM, AND NO NOT NANANC'S FRONT YARD.
MURT
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
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