SINCE SOME PURITAN FUCKING ASSHOLE BROUGHT THIS WORD UP, I DECIDED THAT WE MIGHT AS WELL DISCUSS THE WORD FUCK AND WHERE THE FUCK THE WORD FUCK CAME FROM.
FUCK DID NOT START OUT TO BE A FUCKING WORD. IT STARTED OUT AS A FUCKING ACRONYM AND IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING LAW, OR TO BE MORE ACCURATE, A LAW ABOUT A KIND OF FUCKING, IE:
GETTING THE PERMISSION OF SOME FAT LARDASS IN ORDER TO FUCK A FAIR MAIDEN AND HAVE A LITTLE FUCKER:
TO WIT:
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
SO NOW YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THAT CAME FROM.
NEXT WE MIGHT DISCUSS WHERE SHIT CAME FROM, AND NO NOT NANANC'S FRONT YARD.
MURT
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.
