MICHELLE MCKEE HAS AGAIN ACCUSED THE LEESBURG FLORIDA POLICE DEPARTMENT OF BEING SO INEPT AT DEALING WITH THE SO CALLED "ARMCHAIR DETECTIVES" THAT THEY HAD TO REACH OUT CLEAR ACROSS THE COUNTRY TO SPEAK TO THE BLOGGER BUSTER MICHELLE MCKEE.
NOW I WONDER WHAT SPECIAL QUALIFICATIONS MS. MCKEE HAS THAT THE LEESBURG CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT, THE FLORIDA DEPARTMENT OF LAW ENFORCEMENT, THE LAKE COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT, THE FLORIDA STATE'S ATTORNEY'S OFFICE OR EVEN THE FBI DOES NOT HAVE THAT SHE IS THE ONE AND ONLY PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES THAT THE POOR POOR BEFUDDLED LAW ENFORCEMENT COMMUNITY HAS TO TURN TO THEIR RESIDENT HERO, THE MIGHTY MICHELLE MCKEE, OF GIG HARBOR WASHINGTON (OR WHEREVER THE HELL SHE WAS IN 2006) TO RESCUE THEM FROM THE MIGHTY ARM CHAIR DETECTIVE EMPIRE.
IT MUST BE SO SINCE IT TOOK A DUDE TAKING A LEAK TO FIND A MISSING GIRL LESS THAN A QUARTER OF A MILE AWAY FROM WHERE SHE LIVED IN THE LOCATION OF ANOTHER KEYSTONE KOP SET, THE ORANGE COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT.
IT SEEMS THAT LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES NEED TO HIRE MEN WITH ACTIVE BLADDERS TO GO OUT AND SEARCH FOR MISSING PERSONS AND CALL IN BLOG BUSTER CONSULTANTS LIKE MICHELLE MCKEE TO HELP THEM WITH THEIR ARM CHAIR DETECTIVE WOES.
IF I WERE SOME OF THESE OFFICERS, I WOULD BE ASKING FOR A REFUND OF THEIR COLLEGE TUITION, FOR THEIR TRAINING WAS NOT WORTH THE SHIT THEY COULD USE THEIR DIPLOMAS TO WIPE THEIR ASSES WITH.
MURT
