THINK ABOUT THIS ONE. IT IS A MONTH INTO THE INVESTIGATION OF A MISSING CHILD IN FLORIDA. THEIR PRIME SUSPECT, THE MOTHER, GOES INTO A CLOSET AND SHOOTS HERSELF.
THERE ARE FORUMS AND BLOGS ALL OVER THE INTERNET MADE UP OF PEOPLE TRYING TO SOLVE THE CASE......THEIR CASE. WHAT NERVE!!!
WHAT TO DO??? THEY PONDER AND PACE, CIGARETTE BUTTS LINE THE FLOOR. COFFEE CUPS ASKEW ON THEIR DESKS. THEY FRET, THEY FROWN.
THEN, SOME WAY, SOME HOW, PERHAPS ONE OF THEM DID A GOOGLE SEARCH FOR NUDE WHITE COLLAR CRIME CONSULTANTS AND CAME ACROSS HER AD (WAS HE LOOKING FOR ONLY FEMALE NUDE WHITE COLLAR CONSULTANTS OR DID THE SEX MATTER?) HOWEVER THEY MANAGED TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA, THEY LOOKED AND THEY SEARCHED UNTIL THEY CAME UP WITH THE NOT SO FAMOUS FIBBER MCKEE FROM SOMEWHERE OUT THERE, A LONG, LONG WAY FROM FLORIDA.
IN THE LONG HOURS OF VENTING THEIR FRUSTRATION AT THE BLOGS AND THE FORUMS EXCERCISING THEIR RIGHTS UNDER THAT PESKY FIRST ADMENDMENT, THE BLOG BUSTER CAME UP WITH WHAT TO DO.
SHE WOULD HAVE PEOPLE CALL ACE REPORTER MIKE DEFOREST OF WKMG TV ORLANDO AND HAVE HIM GIVE THE BLOGS AND FORUMS BAD PRESS.
SHE IN TURN WOULD WRITE BAD THINGS ABOUT THEM AND SWEAR AT THEM.
I WONDER IF NATIONAL LAMPOON WOULD BUY THIS STORY?
DO YOU?
MURT
