Thursday, April 1, 2010

THE STALKER CHRONICLES

WELL I HEARD THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE (ANON E-MAIL) THAT A CERTAIN FORMER ADMIN AND HER SISTER MIGHT TAKE A PHOTO TOUR OF MY PROPERTY WHILE ON VACATION IN ORLANDO EITHER BEFORE OR AFTER THEIR VISIT TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS.

WELL, EARLY THIS MORNING I MADE TWO CALLS. ONE TO THE LAKE COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE AND ONE TO THE CARETAKER, THE GUY WHO WATCHES MY PROPERTY WHEN I AM AWAY.

I ASKED OCSO IF THEY WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO MAKE A "VACATION PROPERTY CHECK" AROUND MY HOUSE WHILE I AM GONE AND BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE INDIVIDUAL PICTURED IN THE DOCUMENT FAXED TO THEM ALONG WITH THE CASE NUMBER ASSOCIATED WITH THAT INDIVIDUAL AND A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF HER CASE.

MY CARETAKER THEN WENT ONE STEP FURTHER. SHOWING A BIT OF AMBITION, HE WENT AND MADE SEVERAL SETS OF THE CASE FILES I HAD OF THE CASE OF THE ONE YOUNG LADY AND TOOK THESE TO THE PARENTS OF THE CHILDREN WHO WERE WAITING AT THE  TWO SCHOOL BUS STOPS NEAR MY PROPERTY.

AFTER READING THE CASE FILES, THE PARENTS MADE SOME RATHER INTERESTING REMARKS IN REACTION TO THEM AND SAID THEY WOULD BE CERTAIN TO GIVE THESE WOMEN THE RECEPTION THEY DESERVED IF THEY CHOSE TO VISIT THE AREA.

MY FRIEND ALSO POSTED SEVERAL PICTURES OF "WINDY" FROM THE CASE RECORDS ALONG WITH AN INTERESTING CAPTION IN SEVERAL PROMINENT PLACES ALONG THE ROAD LEADING TO MY PROPERTY.

IT SEEMS MY FORMER ADMIN AND HER SISTER ARE NOW QUITE FAMOUS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

ENJOY YOUR VISIT.

MURT